[He'll get him a whistle too if you're too difficult. Don't think he won't.]
Honestly, after being a housewarden it's just become more of a habit than anything. I mean how could anyone just see a problem right in front of them and NOT try to fix it? It's so simple!
If I can do it for an entire dorm of half-priced spudlings, it's an even easier matter here. Not to mention more important given the circumstances.
[Translation: He's got a control problem. A lot of problems. He's currently oblivious to this fact.]
You're going to give yourself an ulcer if you keep trying to fix everyone else's problems, you know? You don't HAVE to be responsible for everyone around you, and no kid your age should be.
Believe me, even the worst off among them will manage fine on their own.
I'm ignoring that jab, and my point still stands. You're gonna burn yourself out on people that don't even care, so maybe save all that energy for the ones that do.
[Mmmm someone might have struck a tiny nerve there. Just a little itty bitty tiny nerve. Well, he's not one for losing, but he also isn't the kind to make a scene over something like this.
Aggressive compliance though, that's fair game... well passive aggressive compliance in this case?]
You're right. I'll just pass my knowledge to that boy of yours and simply let it be a family matter.
[More like giving him ammo. Really, that just means the boy will be even more obnoxious for the sake of his adoptive guardian's help.]
Well then I'm sure telling him a 15-20 walk or jog outside will help you be healthier will give him peace of mind.
Provided you comply of course.
Alternatively I could volunteer to take you along on my morning jogs, but I thought I'd be merciful. I suspect you wouldn't want to be woken at 6 every morning.
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Ugh.
Look, sport, if I say I'll start jogging would that calm you down and make you happy?
[Not that he ever plans to, but if it gets this kid off his back for a little while-]
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I suppose I could always send a message to that boy of yours. I'm sure he would be more than willing to help motivate you.
[And then Nanu will never know peace.]
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If my little girl couldn't even get me jogging back home, I don't think Kanoa is going to have any more luck.
Kid, just. Answer me this one question: Why? This feels like such a hassle, when you barely even know me.
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Honestly, after being a housewarden it's just become more of a habit than anything. I mean how could anyone just see a problem right in front of them and NOT try to fix it? It's so simple!
If I can do it for an entire dorm of half-priced spudlings, it's an even easier matter here. Not to mention more important given the circumstances.
[Translation: He's got a control problem. A lot of problems. He's currently oblivious to this fact.]
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Believe me, even the worst off among them will manage fine on their own.
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I may work hard for the benefit of others and advancing in my career, but I can say that I always make certain that I don’t let myself suffer for it.
Because if I give out, then what will happen to those that rely on me?
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Maybe ease off on trying to control how exactly other people do so, especially when you don't know anything about them or their life, yeah?
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Aggressive compliance though, that's fair game... well passive aggressive compliance in this case?]
You're right. I'll just pass my knowledge to that boy of yours and simply let it be a family matter.
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Don't you fucking dare. Kid already thinks I'm two steps away from death's door as it is and I don't need some punk feeding into that.
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Well then I'm sure telling him a 15-20 walk or jog outside will help you be healthier will give him peace of mind.
Provided you comply of course.
Alternatively I could volunteer to take you along on my morning jogs, but I thought I'd be merciful. I suspect you wouldn't want to be woken at 6 every morning.
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Still doesn't mean I'm going to use that time to go jogging.
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I certainly hope you're at least eating right!
[Congrats now he's actually more worried about you.]